So my latest obsession is things with words on. Good words, obviously, but words seem to be the underlying theme at the minute. Words are a good thing in life, I think they’re underrated.
A subobsession within this is words on doormats. The thought of someone getting to my door and reading something inappropriate rather than a comeinforamilkycuppa nan-like ‘welcome home’ under their visiting feet fills me with joy. So here are a few of my favourites…
GANGSTER DOORMAT YEAHHHHH BITCHES!
Slightly geeky but I still like… iPhones will take over the world. I wonder if anyone would try and slide it with their foot.
A doormat, called Mat. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?!
I wonder if doormats ever get sad
My favourite by far. No words needed!